MIDDLE EAST NEWS: Stoning...Stoning...Blasphemy...Stoning...Beheading...Stoning...Breaking: Saudi Arabia beheads a witch...Stoning...Bombing...Stoning...Breaking: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad yells about Jews...Stoning...Hanging...Blasphemy...More yelling about Jews...Breaking: Perverse cleric describes exactly what all the virgins in heaven look like...Stoning...Bombing...Breaking: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is now writing poetry and weeping loudly...Stoning...Bombing...Hanging...Breaking: Saudi Arabia almost 100% witchcraft free...Beheading...Bombing...

ISLAMIC FUTURES: Women Drivers: -0.05, Beheading Swords: +1.10, Kittens: -9.90, Car Bombs: +12.70, Support For President Obama: Unchanged, Kittens: -12.00, Beer: -26.00, Crazy Clerics: +14.10, North Korea: +16.00, Women In Bikinis: -90.20, Kittens: -16.55, Polygamy: +100.00, Puppies: -90.00, Death To Infidels: +90.10, Public Hangings: +11.10, Kittens: -25.00, Rocks For Stoning: +50.00, Women Drivers: -3.05, Kittens: -40.00, Car Bombs: +15.00, Beating Your Wife: +16.00, Beheading Swords: +5.50, Kittens: -50.00

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Hydro Québec prepares to...

withdraw from New Brunswick.

Are dreams of one day controlling the eastern seaboard now over?

Monday, March 22, 2010

cute pictures of puppies with captions
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"It's like a bunch of little, furry Mike Duffy's at dinner time" -El Canadu editorial staff
epic fail pictures
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"That's ridiculous. Everyone knows that the unofficial flag of Florida is the Fleur-de-lys." -El Canadu editorial staff

Friday, March 19, 2010

During these difficult economic times it's important to look back and realize that many people in the past had things a lot worse. I don't know the date of this picture. Obviously it's from a darker time-probably when Bob Rae was Premiere of Ontario.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

People often wonder what Jacques Parizeau is doing with his retirement.

Seen Galavanting around Ottawa

From left to right: Stephane Dion, Michael Ignatieff, and Bob Rae.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Canada's Members of Parliament are currently...

rushing back to Ottawa after an extended break.

Things are so bad at the CBC that...

after they lost the Olympic contract and the theme song to Hockey Night in Canada to CTV, Don Cherry has started moonlighting as a Polish entertainer.