MIDDLE EAST NEWS: Stoning...Stoning...Blasphemy...Stoning...Beheading...Stoning...Breaking: Saudi Arabia beheads a witch...Stoning...Bombing...Stoning...Breaking: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad yells about Jews...Stoning...Hanging...Blasphemy...More yelling about Jews...Breaking: Perverse cleric describes exactly what all the virgins in heaven look like...Stoning...Bombing...Breaking: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is now writing poetry and weeping loudly...Stoning...Bombing...Hanging...Breaking: Saudi Arabia almost 100% witchcraft free...Beheading...Bombing...

ISLAMIC FUTURES: Women Drivers: -0.05, Beheading Swords: +1.10, Kittens: -9.90, Car Bombs: +12.70, Support For President Obama: Unchanged, Kittens: -12.00, Beer: -26.00, Crazy Clerics: +14.10, North Korea: +16.00, Women In Bikinis: -90.20, Kittens: -16.55, Polygamy: +100.00, Puppies: -90.00, Death To Infidels: +90.10, Public Hangings: +11.10, Kittens: -25.00, Rocks For Stoning: +50.00, Women Drivers: -3.05, Kittens: -40.00, Car Bombs: +15.00, Beating Your Wife: +16.00, Beheading Swords: +5.50, Kittens: -50.00

Thursday, December 30, 2010


Why doesn't the Toronto Sun ever have headlines that are this good?

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Sorry Kids


Santa robbed a grocery store in Berlin today. http://in.reuters.com/article/idINIndia-53735020101222 It looks like Christmas is cancelled this year. If he gets parole we may have it next year.

Holiday Gift Idea #3:



Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Maclean's has gone all tabloidy?


Senator Vivienne Poy is calling on the government to stop subsidizing Canada's national news magazine. Recent articles designed to sell issues have been what she calls, 'divisive journalism.'

Maclean's is beginning to look like this...

Monday, December 20, 2010

Holiday Gift Idea #2:


A Librarian Action Figure...



The Sweater


This NFB film, known to most Canadians because it's shown in school at least six times, probably took 15 years to make at a cost of several hundred million dollars. It's still not as good as, 'The Littlest Hobo' which is the ultimate hallmark of fine Canadian programing...



Thursday, December 16, 2010

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Harper Sings...Again


In a bizarre move to get his supporters to vote for the Liberal Party, Stephen Harper recently sang five songs at a Conservative Christmas party. Included were, 'Sweet Caroline' and, 'Jumping Jack Flash.' The PM even played John Lennon's, 'Imagine' on the piano but couldn't sing any words because Stockwell Day would have been pissed.

We now can safely predict that as long as Michael Ignatieff stays away from his own rendition of, 'Born in the USA' he is guaranteed a majority government in 2011.

Thursday, December 2, 2010



Dear BustedTees T-shirt People,

Thank-you for mentioning Canada on one of your t-shirts. We are always glad to get some kind of recognition, no matter how small. Most Canadians watch the David Letterman Show every night for the sole purpose that he might again mention that Paul Shaffer is from Thunder Bay. So thanks again.

                                       Sincerely,

                                       EL CANADU EDITORIAL STAFF