Figure Skater Hates Canada!

Patrick Chan, in an interview with Reuters, declared that he is under appreciated by Canadians and feels that he has more fanfare in communist China. This went unnoticed by many because Chan does not play in the NHL but rather does what could be described as dancing to music while skating. In totalitarian countries like China they can dictate what sports people like.

Just look at the East German women's swim team: Nobody wanted to see that.

Chan has since apologized for his crazed outburst but, it is the opinion of this blogger that he should be placed on some sort of anti-red watch list just incase he's on the phone to Beijing a lot.