MIDDLE EAST NEWS: Stoning...Stoning...Blasphemy...Stoning...Beheading...Stoning...Breaking: Saudi Arabia beheads a witch...Stoning...Bombing...Stoning...Breaking: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad yells about Jews...Stoning...Hanging...Blasphemy...More yelling about Jews...Breaking: Perverse cleric describes exactly what all the virgins in heaven look like...Stoning...Bombing...Breaking: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is now writing poetry and weeping loudly...Stoning...Bombing...Hanging...Breaking: Saudi Arabia almost 100% witchcraft free...Beheading...Bombing...

ISLAMIC FUTURES: Women Drivers: -0.05, Beheading Swords: +1.10, Kittens: -9.90, Car Bombs: +12.70, Support For President Obama: Unchanged, Kittens: -12.00, Beer: -26.00, Crazy Clerics: +14.10, North Korea: +16.00, Women In Bikinis: -90.20, Kittens: -16.55, Polygamy: +100.00, Puppies: -90.00, Death To Infidels: +90.10, Public Hangings: +11.10, Kittens: -25.00, Rocks For Stoning: +50.00, Women Drivers: -3.05, Kittens: -40.00, Car Bombs: +15.00, Beating Your Wife: +16.00, Beheading Swords: +5.50, Kittens: -50.00

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Keanu Reeves Is Probably Not A Vampire


Current speculation on the internet is that Canadian actor Keanu Reeves is Nosferatu: An immortal creature of the night. See...



This is pretty ridiculous and many who believe that he's a vamp are basing it on Reeves' pysical similarity to the French actor Paul Mounet who died in 1922...


They also point to the fact that he hasn't aged since the early nineties when he was playing a 28-year-old teenager on the big screen. But talking about Canadian actors who don't age there is one with even greater longevity. This is just creepy...


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