MIDDLE EAST NEWS: Stoning...Stoning...Blasphemy...Stoning...Beheading...Stoning...Breaking: Saudi Arabia beheads a witch...Stoning...Bombing...Stoning...Breaking: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad yells about Jews...Stoning...Hanging...Blasphemy...More yelling about Jews...Breaking: Perverse cleric describes exactly what all the virgins in heaven look like...Stoning...Bombing...Breaking: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is now writing poetry and weeping loudly...Stoning...Bombing...Hanging...Breaking: Saudi Arabia almost 100% witchcraft free...Beheading...Bombing...

ISLAMIC FUTURES: Women Drivers: -0.05, Beheading Swords: +1.10, Kittens: -9.90, Car Bombs: +12.70, Support For President Obama: Unchanged, Kittens: -12.00, Beer: -26.00, Crazy Clerics: +14.10, North Korea: +16.00, Women In Bikinis: -90.20, Kittens: -16.55, Polygamy: +100.00, Puppies: -90.00, Death To Infidels: +90.10, Public Hangings: +11.10, Kittens: -25.00, Rocks For Stoning: +50.00, Women Drivers: -3.05, Kittens: -40.00, Car Bombs: +15.00, Beating Your Wife: +16.00, Beheading Swords: +5.50, Kittens: -50.00

Monday, June 25, 2012

Think things are tough over here?


Look at the Netherlands where airline KLM is running a contest. The winner gets to sit beside a famous Dutch celebrity on their next flight! Crazy. Over here you pay extra to make sure you don't sit next to people like Alec Baldwin or Charlie Sheen on the red eye from TO to LA.

1 comments:

gaither homecoming tour said...

Haha...that's a great commercial!

6/29/2012

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