MIDDLE EAST NEWS: Stoning...Stoning...Blasphemy...Stoning...Beheading...Stoning...Breaking: Saudi Arabia beheads a witch...Stoning...Bombing...Stoning...Breaking: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad yells about Jews...Stoning...Hanging...Blasphemy...More yelling about Jews...Breaking: Perverse cleric describes exactly what all the virgins in heaven look like...Stoning...Bombing...Breaking: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is now writing poetry and weeping loudly...Stoning...Bombing...Hanging...Breaking: Saudi Arabia almost 100% witchcraft free...Beheading...Bombing...

ISLAMIC FUTURES: Women Drivers: -0.05, Beheading Swords: +1.10, Kittens: -9.90, Car Bombs: +12.70, Support For President Obama: Unchanged, Kittens: -12.00, Beer: -26.00, Crazy Clerics: +14.10, North Korea: +16.00, Women In Bikinis: -90.20, Kittens: -16.55, Polygamy: +100.00, Puppies: -90.00, Death To Infidels: +90.10, Public Hangings: +11.10, Kittens: -25.00, Rocks For Stoning: +50.00, Women Drivers: -3.05, Kittens: -40.00, Car Bombs: +15.00, Beating Your Wife: +16.00, Beheading Swords: +5.50, Kittens: -50.00

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Soon Marc Garneau will be announcing he's running for Liberal leader. Garneau has been to Outer Space. Justin Trudeau is just beginning to learn where Alberta is.

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